Sunday, October 30, 2011

Just for laughs - a sampling of recent spam comments

Despite the occasional problems and glitches Blogger may have, I must say its spam filter for comments is rock-solid. In the least year and a half I can count on one hand the number of comments that have evaded the filter. On the other hand, I would need both hands, both feet, and a surrogate limb to count the number of comments that have been caught by the filter in the last day!

Since some of the comments give me a chuckle - as I hit the DELETE button - I thought I'd share a few with you. Read, smile, shake your head, and enjoy:

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♥ Climbing gowns, eh? Not quite sure what they look like, but something tells me Angelina Jolie could totally rock one!

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♥ Wow, I hate it when you accidentally get infected with an anti-virus program – I mean, where do you find the virus to get rid of it?

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♥ You have to appreciate the idea of a shaped and chiseled . . .  well, something . . . that nearly manages to fascinate . . . um, one person. To that you must occur! (LOL). I also love the idea of actually ascending to a seaside, although I have to wonder where you would be ascending from that isn't already under water.

is this a virus attack. what should i do now?

♥ I'm not a computer expert by any means, but I'd suggest you stop posting immediately and never go near a computer again. In this case, it sounds like the virus is between the chair and the keyboard!

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♥ Hmm, I'm guessing your rather kinky grandmother was watching a Thai version of Pretty Woman in some cheap motel while she uploaded naked photos of your mom. Am I even close? You know, steam of conciousness may work for some writers, but I find punctuation is pretty awesome. :)

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♥ Apparently, when they're not busy with clients, ladies of the night like to curl up with a good book . . . and my blog. Who knew?!


2 comments:

  1. I just checked mine and I didn't have any :)
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  2. Because I'm reading this after waking early, I misread the first spam as "Gambling Clowns" instead of "Climbing Gowns." I have to say if you make this switch it becomes a rather brilliant piece of found poetry.

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