TG Captions are one of my favorite forms of storytelling. There is no narrative fluff, no extraneous details, just the hook, the twist, and the climax.
There are some pictures that just call out to you . . . that tell a story even before you've begun. I wrote dad's lines first, and then worked my way backwards through the conversation, before finding that perfect last line. Giddy up indeed!
Ridin' on a tractor, Lean all in my bladder.
ReplyDeleteCheated on my baby, You can go and ask her.
My life is a movie, Bull ridin' and boobies.
Cowboy hat from Gucci, Wrangler on my booty.
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road,
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more!
"I've had a number of good years, but when the rubber hits the road, this might be the best I've ever tread!" Who doesn't love good dad jokes? Oh yeah, everyone who's not a dad!