TG Captions are one of my favorite forms of storytelling. There is no narrative fluff, no extraneous details, just the hook, the twist, and the climax.
A pair of rain captions for a soggy weekend. A little dark and gloomy today, in acknowledgement of April showers, but tomorrow will be brighter and happier, in hopes of those May flowers.
Starting to feel set up?
ReplyDelete"Well, our lab seems to have turned you, accidentally mind you, into a female. So what we'd like to do is send you far away from all our monitoring equipment and formula, and go home .. but make sure you don't get wet. In fact, take this specially designed umbrella from the same design team that accidentally, and I can't stress that enough, turned you into a woman. Yes, you can't get wet. No, we did NOT get that design flaw from studying Gremlins. I mean, I cannot confirm nor deny that Gremlins do exist at this juncture. And just because 70% of the earth is covered in water, does not mean we designed that flaw into our plans. Just remain dry, OK?"
"He bought it? God, what a drip he is!"
Greed does funny things to a boy's judgement, and the ladies at the lab . . . well, let's just say they were VERY distracting. ;)
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