Futanari Dino Riders of the Apocalypse by Bryce Calderwood (#erotica #futa #dinosaur)

I am currently on vacation for a week as I recover from surgery (no, not that surgery - LOL), but I have scheduled a series of reviews and guest posts to keep you reading.

Seriously, is there any genre that Bryce Calderwood cannot infect with futa sexiness? I mean, sure, in hindsight, vampires, octogirls, and cartoons seems like an obvious fit. They are all beautiful pairings that elevate erotic horror and supernatural romance new heights . . . but dinosaurs? Seriously? The very concept seems ridiculous, but the truth is that Futanari Dino Riders of the Apocalypse is wild, wanton, and wonderful!

In The Magpie, we are introduced to a post-apocalyptic Earth that has regressed to a 19th century Wild West kind of society. What makes this future stand out is two things, both of which are remnants of ill-conceived 21st-century scientific engineering. The first is the wild dinosaurs that roam the land, and second is the futanari beauties who ride them.

Xenia is an Old West style gunslinger with the attitude of an action hero, the manners of a thug, and the libido of a porn star. Whether wielding a gun or the far more stunning weapon between her leg, she is a force to be reckoned with, an exception fighter and lover. She comes riding into the town of Brooklyn on a ravenous T-Rex (who goes by the name of Roxanne), saves the equally lovely Mags from a gang of thieving locals, and wisely allows her mount to finish shredding a man's leg before attempting to tie her up for the night. With the action out of the way, the rest of the story is largely about Mags paying her back for the rescue . . . futanari-on-futanari style.

In true Bryce Calderwood, that means a lot of wild, passionate, and very messy sex. Did I mention messy? Because, yeah, it is that messy!

Bath Time Fun, the second story does little to advance the overall plot, but in terms of world-building it does reveal some interesting details about the future, including the fact that bullets have rather understandably taken over as the primary currency. What we do get is a lot more wild, messy, delicious futanari sex, which I am delighted to say comes with some character development for both Xenia and Mags.

Call me naughty, but I loved the irony of making a sleazy tavern out of a church. As for Jada, bold and sassy barkeep, discovering that she is futanari herself was a fun development, but the suggestion that both her equipment and her taste for kink might eclipse that of Xenia is really exciting. The payment she demands for a bed and a bath won't come until the next episode but, in the meantime, Xenia and Mags are more than happy to help one another get clean . . . before making a colossal mess of one another all over again.

This is imaginatively provocative erotica with a fun concept, and you can trust Bryce Calderwood to deliver on it like nobody else.

As much as I enjoyed the first two episodes of Futanari Dino Riders of the Apocalypse, Jada's Basement Sex Show is the story I was waiting for. Not only do we get more dinos - and a flying Quetzalcoatlus at that! - but we also get a good dose of world building, with glimpse of ruined skyscrapers, talk of nanobombs, and rumors of a spaceship in New Mexico. I always knew there was more to the world than just futas and dinos (as glorious as they are), but I am excited to see just how much more.

Oh, and the strangely beautiful woman to whom we are introduced? I suspect she may be an android, and a I like it.

Having had her fun, Mags gets shunted aside somewhat in this episode, but that is entirely okay because it is immensely exciting to experience the world building and plot development through her eyes. Beside, Mags does have a role in the climax, where we learn just how Jada plans to collect that payment for a bed and bath,

Although it may be hard to believe, Bryce Calderwood manages to top the already over-the-top erotic elements of the first two stories. It is wild, dangerous, messy, extreme, and delicious, and I so desperately want more!

Bryce Calderwood is an award-winning, top-100 Amazon author who has been publishing strangely hot erotica since 2015. His stories usually combine paranormal elements with either futanari or BDSM (or both). Bryce likes to explore the boundaries between sex and violence, between pleasure and pain, and between the human and the monstrous.

http://www.calderwooderotica.com/
@brycecalderwood

Reviewed by Sally